"I'm not Pussy, I'm the Princess Royale!"

For reasons we need not examine too closely,
the eldest daughter of Queen Victoria
was called "Pussy" by everyone in the palace.
Periodically she decided this was too undignified a soubriquet
and would run around the royal nursery shrieking at the
top of her tiny lungs, "I am not Pussy,
I'm the Princess Royale!"

This is my battlecry when the world fails to acknowledge the centrality of my concerns.